Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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