If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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