Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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