On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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