is your mom at the bar?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
one two three fourrrrnication!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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