U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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