I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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