If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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