protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I party with great urgency now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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