The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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