God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
