Only a mothe r could love this liver
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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