walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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