he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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