I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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