What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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