Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There's always time for handjobs
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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