How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize