lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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