It's like a parade of train wrecks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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