What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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