They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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