Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I supernannyed him into submission
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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