May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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