It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
God, I missed his penis.
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