Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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