At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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