you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Terrible idea I love it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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