It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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