He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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