There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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