wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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