Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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