Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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