I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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