you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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