the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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