I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
His nipple licking is glorious
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