But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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