btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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