Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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