I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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