Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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