I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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