Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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