hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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