If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
