ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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