i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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