do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you would pick up someone in the library
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
