..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
foreskin is a definite game changer
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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