ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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